the words of daniel liepold. and whomever he chooses to plagiarize*.
“If a maiden sits on the ground in a clearing in the forest where a unicorn lives, they say, the unicorn will come to her and put its head in her lap. That is the best way to catch a unicorn. This procedure must have been discovered by a maiden who sat down in a clearing with no intention of catching a unicorn. The unicorn with its head in her lap must have been an embarrassment. (What next?)”
